Winter 2004/2005
Dear Friend
:
Please accept with no obligation,
implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great, (not
to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country
or is the only "Canada" in the eastern hemisphere), and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference
of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you
are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification
or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
So with that in mind, Merry Christmas!
| Your friend
Mark and ResearchHaven.com |
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